User Profile

I'm the type of girl who chooses wine by the prettiness of the bottle.

Justine. Old enough to know better.. and legal. Dark brown hur. Taken by my amazing hot boyfriend, Mike. And yes, he is much hotter than you could ever think of being. So there. I'm 5'7. I weigh 125 and yes, I think that is fat. Paris Hilton is my thinspiration. Someday I'd like to get my legs broken and stretched just so I can be as tall as she is. My heart is broken easily. A little too easily. Gosh, am I a wimp or what? Oh well, I'm dead sexy. Sagittarius. I totally believe in all that astrological stuff because quite honestly the Sag personality is so me all the way, but horoscopes are bull shit. If you don't agree with me, to hell with you in the nicest way possible. My goal in life is to be a trophy wife of some multi-millionaire. I'm dead serious about this. After I have kids, I will never have a real career as far as I'm concerned, because like, why? Women are supposed to stay at home and do all the housewifey shit while the man brings home the bread and butter, all you self righteous feminist dykes need to stop trying to start a revolution of PMSing CEO's cuz I tell you what right now, it's making the rest of us look bad. I'm getting fake tits, and I'll let you touch them if I'm drunk, and I may even show them to you. Does this make me a slut? I've heard that I might be insecure because I want a plastic surgery operation. It's all that damn Dr. Phil's fault. The truth is I want breast implants because, hold on to your seats this may be a shocker for some of you, I want bigger tits. I know I know it's a little hard to believe but you just have to trust me on this. If you get the chance, feel free to pass this information on to others. Don't try and run down memory lane with me, ever, because more than likely I dont even remember your name much less what the fuck you're talking about. I decided that I'm making this whole mini-bio of myself one huge paragraph, I hope you are able to keep up. I'm ignorant as hell. Don't tell me that though, because only I can acknowledge that about myself. The mad cow incident scares the crap out of me. Did you know it was a dairy cow? Sure nuff, stay away from all things dairy people, otherwise your brain will bleed and you'll die like those damn limeys. GO USA! I hate Oregon. It's just like a diet Washington. What the hell is in Oregon? Seriously. What's the capitol of Oregon? If you live there you're probably as worthless as the state itself. See you in hell. My favorite movies are The Parent Trap, Bad Boys 2, Sweet November, How High, Titanic, American Wedding, Old School, Double Jeopardy, and I think that's about it. But if too many people agree with me on a movie that I enjoy, I might have to drop it from my favorite movie list because I'm an anti-conformist unique rebel, sorry. But I'm not like that at all with music, I enjoy songs that actually are worth a shit from bands that have a label record and fan base of more than 5 people. Just because you dye your hair black and you buy your gay ass clothing at hot topic and you have a couple piercings here and there does not make you unique and/or cool. You're in a band?! No way! 5 bucks says they suck complete ass. I love college sports. Go HUSKIES! Talk shit about my Huskies? I'll hate you for life. I belive in God, but I'm a sinner. I feel sorry for people who dont believe in God. Why? Because you're probably a piece of shit whose belief is that this is your one and only life, and MAN, what a shitty life it is. If I were you, I'd be hoping and praying that there is something else out there for you after you die a miserable lonely death, for serious. I love my dog, she's a Schnauzer, Schnauzers are the best dogs ever, if you dont think so that's because you've never owned one and you lead a very mislead existence. Her name is Princess Ruby, after Princess Diana, before she wrapped her Mercedes around a cement pole, R.I.P. I hate foreigners, especially Russians. I refuse to watch that show "The O.C" because too many people like it and I'm just scared to see what the hype is about for fear that I will hate you all and your stupid stupid ways, even more. I love snow cones, the best flavor is Tiger's Blood. That's a mix of strawberry and coconut. Yup it's amazing! I'm allergic to mosquitos and when they bite me it swells up to the size of a golf ball. They bite me a lot too. Linda says it's because I'm sweet, and I think she might be right. I like to open my windows in my room when it's freezing outside during the winter and then I cover up under a huge comforter snug as a bug. I will sleep no other way. When it's summer outside I turn the fan on high and sneak downstairs periodically to set the thermostat to 60, usually after an hour or so my dad notices and runs downstairs to turn it up, then he yells at me and I ignore him only to do it again after he isn't looking. I'm lazy as fuck. I'm crazy but I will never turn into a serial killer because I just don't have the energy. Sometimes when I wanna order stuff online, I end up not doing it because I don't like typing in all the billing and shipping info. It's too difficult. Why God why? I have a facial tanner, but I'm too lazy to use it everyday in order to keep my golden glow. Isn't that sad? I think the UV light has started to give me retinal cancer though, so it's probably for the best. I think I have throat cancer too, maybe Lymphoma or Hodkin's Disease with a side dish of a brain tumor. I have constant headaches, every single day. I pop Aleve, Asprin, and Advil like a heroin junkie. I used to be a drunk but not anymore. I used to smoke but I stopped that too. I'd probably start up again but I'm too lazy to find my lighter. I've never been addicted to anything. I want to be though cuz I think it would be cool to have a dependency on something other than myself.